Rags to rags

December 2, 2008

Coming from a place of extreme cheapness, and easily acquiring a Bordeaux taste, I have always strived for the mothers of all deals.

“Up to 70% off”, HA!  Only a trick to try and lure you into spending a tank of gas out to the desert to an outlet mall stuffed to the ceilings with garbage that didn’t ever hit a regular store’s shelves.  Asian tour buses come in like a never ending flock of lemmings, only to be tricked into the retailer’s trap of such ‘sales’ as buy one get one half off.  Any retailer would gladly sell you anything in their store for half off any day, even without the qualifying first sale at full price.

I want it all, but I want it on clearance, then an additional 50% off, and then I probably have a coupon on top of all that.

This is why quizzically, while I love to make money, I also love the bangin deals.  So when a door to door salesman walked into my office one day and offered me neckties for $10 each, I said, “None for me, but go ask those guys.”  After I watched him sell a case full of cheap ties, I reevaluated my lot in life.

So after figuring out how to buy the absolute best neckties at the dirtiest closeout prices, here I am four years later enjoying life.  Enjoying life selling neckties that is.  A wholesale necktie vendor, owner of www.tiecoon.com , and the legendary tie guy.  And even able to sell the closeout neckties for a profit at only $5.

So, I continue my quest for tomorrow.  If you think I’m joking, just look at www.tiecoon.com.  Rag life?  Probably not.  Rag business?  Maybe.  Riches?  Definitely.

Chevy runs deep? How about no. How about never.

June 7, 2011

Chevy runs deep…deep rivers of crap is what is deep.

Here is my conversation with an absent ‘virtual service person’ from chevrolet.com, after 2 horrible experiences in a row with GM.

Chat Transcript 

Welcome to Chevrolet. Please wait while we find an agent to assist you…
You have been connected to Ainsley.
Ainsley:  Welcome to Chevrolet.com! How may I assist you?
Jesse:  After going to courtesy chevrolet yesterday in san diego and getting the same old stale car dealer BS and runaround, I went to your website to try and build a tahoe. The build is so laggy to the point that Chrome offered to kill it. Then, when going to search dealer inventory, the only option to enter into search is 2wd or 4wd. After taking an exorbitant amount of time to load, the sort features have 4 colors, 2 of which the hover-over does not work. The only reason you assholes are solvent is because you have no debt now. -1 more customer. My grandmother is right, NEVER buy a GM.
Jesse:  = )
(this is 15 minutes later)Jesse:  And your virtual service person is absent. I am blogging about all this as we speak.


Chevy…deep shit.

Great new site, really rude t shirts

December 11, 2009

I was poking around and found this new site with some really funny stuff.  It is called t shirt crack.  Check out http://www.tshirtcrack.com/index.php/t-shirts/baby-over-board.html.  So awful its awesome.  They are giving away money too for contests.  $500. 

They also have a program that you can make money by refering your friends.  Awesome site for cool t shirts.

JP

Found this interesting

December 11, 2009

Press Release: Controversial Start-Up www.TshirtCrack.com Opens Online Doors for Humorous T Shirts
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

CONTROVERSIAL START-UP TSHIRTCRACK.COM OPENS ONLINE DOORS FOR HUMOROUS T SHIRTS

San Diego, CA (Dec. 11, 2009) – Now open and offering original and offensive t shirt designs to the public, the controversial retail site www.TShirtCrack.com delivers witty, satirical, and offensive humor.

The new online, San Diego-based, retail space TShirtCrack.com brands itself with the simile “Like an opiate addiction for T-Shirts”. This provocative slogan targets adventurous customers looking for clever and sometimes offensive t shirts and cool hoodies. Clothing content focuses on poking fun at topics such as current events, TV, movies, pop culture, religion, and politics. The designs and artwork of T Shirt Crack are all original and intended to make a humorous statement, but can often provoke opposition.

For example, the designs “Jesus loves you but I think you’re a cunt”, “I club my wife” utilizing the clubs symbol from a deck of playing cards, “Economic stimulus” picturing a man raining down cash on a scantily clad woman grabbing his groin, and “Come see the top of the cock” depicting the Hancock Tower from Chicago, can all incite laughter and controversy. TShirtCrack.com promises to deliver products which stand out and make a statement. The site stands behind their clothing comedy and is not afraid to print and sell offensive content. Their social commentary is intended to remove limits on speech and humor by breaking down cultural stigma and faux paux.

TShirtCrack.com has several contests integrated within the website that gives away cash and prizes to entrants. Artists, both amateur and professional, can enter the tshirt design contest in an attempt to win design contests for $500.00 in cash and prizes. Another contest allows customers to send in pictures of them wearing a rude t shirt or silly t shirts to win $200 in cash and prizes.

Contact: Tyler

POB 34232

San Diego, CA  92116

Email: support@tshirtcrack.com

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Letter to American Airlines

July 9, 2009

Jesse P

xxxxx xxxx xxxx

San Diego, CA  92116

July 9, 2009

To Whom It May Concern at American Airlines:

I am writing this letter to you on the final half of my flight 225 from BOS to SAN on July 8, 2009.  I am concerned and upset while writing this from an unfortunate encounter I had on July 8, 2009, with one of your flight attendants.  I went back to the rear galley to get a glass of water, which both water and glasses were sitting on the galley counter.  From flying as frequently as I do, although not with American, there is often water and orange juice set on the galley counters for the passengers.  Your flight attendant jumped up off the jump seat, grabbed the glass out of my hand, and shouted at me, “Would I go into your kitchen and just help myself to anything I wanted?!”.  I nicely replied, “usually there is water or orange juice sitting out for the passengers, and I was just trying to help you our and let you take a load off”.  He shouted embarrassingly back, “I would NEVER GO INTO YOUR KITCHEN, so why would you come into MINE!  DON”T DO THAT.”  I then replied calmly, “That is the rudest I have ever been treated on any airline ever.”  He replied with, “IT’S MY JOB!”

That was just the beginning.  I went back to get his name, and as I looked for his name badge, he sharply snapped back at me “MY NAME IS VICTOR.”  “And, I’m the number two flight attendant if that’s what you are looking for.”  When I went back to look at his badge, I caught a glimpse of what I made out to be ‘Victor Reynard’.  He snapped his badge back around to the back side and shouted, “My name is VICTOR, and I AM THE SECOND FLIGHT ATTENDENT, and THAT ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!”  As I was walking away, he turned to the other two flight attendants and said verbatim, “I’ll have a field day with that one”.  I was mortified.

There were two female flight attendants sitting on the other jump seat who witnessed his blow up.  After I returned to my seat, one of them came to my seat, kneeled down, and said “I sincerely apologize for how he acted.  He was so out of line.”  Sitting in my seat, he passes by, sees me writing this on my laptop, and goes to the front of the plane.   As far as I could tell, in an attempt to save face by making a safety report to the contrary of my letter to you, makes a report to the captain that I should not have been in the galley.  He then comes back to my seat, kneels down, and rudely informs me he has notified the captain that I had been in the galley.  He gruffly tells me that I should not be in the galley again and was treating me like a criminal.  At this point, your employee was using FAA safety regulations to intimidate me on the airplane and cover and legitimize his actions.  He intimidated me to the point that I asked the crew if I should be concerned when exiting the aircraft of being arrested.  They said no, and again apologized for his actions.  I am a respectful passenger and can understand all security concerns, and am respectful to their safety as well as ours.  This is not a matter of enforcing safety, but this terrible manipulation of law to legitimize outrage expressed by one of your employees.

I am a gold flier on United and Star Alliance.  I returned from Boston that day because of availability.  Because of service and perks, I always pay more to fly and make a stop on United than fly non-stop with you.  As you can see by my account, I tried flying American frequently years ago, and stopped.  This was a refresher course for my frequent flier friends and me – that you will never see us again.

Sincerely,

Jesse P

Jesse P

cc:  The Honorable Susan Davis

Federal Aviation Administration

Allied Pilots Association

FO Mike Michaelis c/o APA

Captian of flight 225 from BOS to SAN on July 8, 2009, c/o APA


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